Untitled

Jun 05

• Tourist- Could you give me directions to Olive Garden?
• New Yorker- No but I could give you directions to a real Italian restaurant!

“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” — Albert Einstein

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” — Marilyn Monroe

Jun 03

There is no place like home where you can be weird and nobody will judge you!❥

❥